Friday, November 20, 2009

Lunchtime Space Chicken

Can you imagine this flick Neill? It's like a space action/restaurant tie in movie. There's the flag ship the USC-KFC and it's commanded by The Colonel. Get it? Space chickens. Shit, it could be huge. Imagine the dialogue,"How about some gravy with that?--KABOOM!" "Looks like that bugger is in twelve pieces Colonel, we could use a bucket!" "Look out, hear comes the Crispy Twister!!!" You get the idea. Eventually we'll bring in other franchise restaurants. Maybe a little USC-AnW? Huh? Get those Canadians involved. Major Ursus would be in charge of that ship. He would have a whole family working with him, the Berger family. Like Papa Berger, Teen Berger, and so on. It's genius.

Actually...I was just dicking around at lunch, this guy is a nothing from and for nothing. Oh hey, have you seen this Vancouver site? It's pretty cool, you should totally be on it. Carly Pope is on there, and I think she's purdy.I sat through Dirt because of her.

Hope all is well!

Finger Lickin' Good;


Monday, November 16, 2009


Dude, this zombie dresses better than I do. Seriously, I need to start dressing like an adult. No more hoodies and torn jeans. Maybe some fancy evening for guys. Manly men stuff. Aherm. Anyway, I promise to swing by the mall before we meet to get a new outfit. Just let me know when and where.

If you get stuck on your new movie, feel free to contact me. I swear I'll fix it. As long as it's not technical. It's what I do. I'm a fixer. Not really, I'm an artist. I like to write though. Sigh.

Shit. I'm rambling.


PS: One more zombie.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

So Darned Fun.

Hey Neill! You know what's fun to draw? Zombies. So gosh-darned easy to do. Especially if you paint over a photo, which I might have done on two of these. This is Pete, Carl and Dwight. They feast on innards, outards and brains.

How's the new movie coming? Let me just say one thing: three boobs. Yeah, right? Remember Total Recall? Time to bring that classic shit back. So if you add that, maybe have her say 'scabat' or something. It'll be like or little wink wink thing.

Have a good one dude!

Your treasured pet;


Monday, November 9, 2009

Success, or defeat?

Alright Neill, alright.

So you're never going to contact me. I get that. No worries though man, I totally don't blame you. I mean, you answer one nutjob, you gotta' answer them all right? Plus it's not like I'm the best out there, I'm sure your socks weren't blown off or anything. Still though, I have good ideas. The option is always open, just to let you know.

Still, I consider this blog a win. It's called 'Please Look at me Neill Blomkamp', not 'Please Hire me Neill Blomkamp', and I'm pretty sure you've looked. So that's a win right? I think so. Oh, and to the others viewing the site, don't be afraid to comment. I'd love to hear your thoughts.

So I figure, what now? Well, I'm going to keep posting here, but it probably won't be so geared to just you. Add some fun stuff, toony stuff. More like the work I'm doing at work. Neill, you can stop by get a few chuckles, have your ego stroked and go about your day with a smile on your face. So this is definitely not a 'I give up' as much of a ' time for me to do more than work on this Neill Blomkamp blog' kind of thing. I have a few stories I've been meaning to do, some random pieces, some work for the Emerald City Comicon. I'll probably end up posting some of those here.

Wow, major sickness went through my household. Nothing like four sick people with two that need nearly constant supervision. At any rate, we seem to be on the way to recovery. That's been the reason for no updates. Here's a quicky alien for the hell of it. I really need a workstation at home, I don't really care for my laptop situation. Lug that thing out every time I want to do some computer art? No thanks.