Lazy time bus sketche work

Lazy time. Yeah, right.

Dude, I have a message for Sharlto:

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE
USE THEM TOGETHER
USE THEM IN PEACE

He should know this going into his next project. just saying, man. Also, stay away from bone throwing monkeys and monolith's.

Any ways, here some quick sketches and descriptions.

Top to bottom.

Random paint splatter. Ripping off Ashley Wood...poorly.

12 page story idea for Greg Broadmore's brilliant Lord Cockswain character. He gets swallowed by a sandworm thing.

The sandworm thing...farting for some reason, and some images for a puppet-ish flick I'd love to make one day. I was thinking it would be live action, shot like an old PBS special. It was odd. Basically the sun had it's head stolen years ago, which threw the world into darkness, then this crater faced little fella frees it and puts it back on the sun spirits body (after a long trek and battle). The sun returns and chases out the dark beasties that stole it's head in the first place. Then she (oh yeah, the sun's a gal) grants the little crater-faced guy immortality as the night watcher; he rises while she rests at night to make sure the beasties of darkness can't plot anything against her ever again (the sun reflecting off the moon).

Dumb quick squiddy things. I hate them. Also some panels for a quick D9 prequel thingy (involves some fungal zombie prawns, I listened! ;))

'Pappy' character sketches. This is one of my most compete stories in my mind, possibly my favorite of them. Although, I have one new one I like a little more...

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DOUG

Poster Take 3

Neill, you don't need to say it. I know I nailed it.

The success of Avatar, plus your piggy viral, plus your Producer's vague comments (not necessarily an alien movie); it all adds up. Romantic Violent Sci Fi. Brilliant man, fucking brilliant. A new genre!

I'm hoping for a happy end, not one were the alien kid dies or alien 'wife' leaves Damon for a space general or whatever. That would be a downer.

Anyways, that's it man. Have a good one!

Doug

Elysium Poster Take 2

Neill, here's another poster I whipped up for you. It's missing a lot of the actors, but fuck, there's so many, and this is quick shit. This is fucking goulash, baby. Anyway, here's a collection of quotes from you and the media that lead to this current incarnation of the poster:

"I’ve got one science fiction idea that I’m absolutely in love with, which I’m pretty sure is going to be my next film. 99% sure…It’s totally original, it’s my own story…It’s set on another planet, but it’s cool. It’s violent, very violent, and very unique hopefully. We’ll see."

"it is science fiction and it has many sociopolitical ideas that interest me. Those ideas are wrapped up inside something that is like a Hollywood action film…The setting for the next film takes place 150 years from now. There are two cities that I’m choosing between. They would play as themselves. They are not in South Africa."

All we know about Elysium so far is that it is set at least 100 years in the future, features Jodie Foster as the head of state of an alien planet and Matt Damon as an ex-con. Is that some sort of prison gear binding Damon in these images? A viral video clip launched during Comic Con suggests some of the backstory for the film, possibly supporting rumors that a colonization project is part of the plot.

There are also a few rumors about the plot following a battle between an alien and human race for the right to colonize another planet. Mind you that's completely unconfirmed, but an interesting direction to say the least.

When South African film-maker Neill Blomkamp's strange new short went viral last month it prompted many questions: is this a clue to Blomkamp's mooted District 9 sequel? Or his forthcoming new sci-fi project Elysium? And is that a pig or a cat, or – gulp – a little bit of both? It said as much about contemporary movie marketing as it did about the director's creativity.

For those wondering, “Elysium” is actually a term used in Greek mythology for a section of the Underworld designated to heroes and other laudatory figures. The term has gone on to have connotations with “Paradise”.

I can’t tell you what the big themes are, but I can tell you that there are big themes. He’s someone who’s really interested in the world.

I can’t tell you about the content of Elysium but I can tell you, it won’t really be… it’s a very different movie than anything you’ve ever seen before. It’s not necessarily an alien movie.

All this adds up to; Nipple guns! I know it's true! Nipple guns are the shit dude, and that guy can pull this shit off.

Here's what I tried to get on the poster, but there was no room:

2 Amradyne factory workers and an incredibly tall wisecracking Crackbot must elude a nipple gun equipped drug dealing android.

Their only hope is to escape offworld, to an alien paradise.

Then things get fucking crazy.

That's it dude, I think I got it all in there. The pig thing? OH, FUCK! I forgot that damned pig thing from AGM Heartland...hey...how the fuck is that going to fit in this?Copley and Damon's inter-species lovechild? Hmmmnnn...I think I feel a new poster coming on.


Douglebutt

DANGER! GASOLINE!

Neill, I'm a child of the 90's. Don't get me wrong, I loved the 80's, lots of fond memories, and the decade that contains most of my favorite films. My aesthetic though, totally 90's. You can tell because of the 'Danger: Gasoline' lettering on the above skull..helmet...lawnmower...thing.

What is it? Shit if I know. I had a few minutes and needed to completely unwind. Been a while since I decompressed like I have been lately. Feels nice. I need to get moving though, lots to do. Of course, last night I saw a Facebook post from a friend that completely bummed me out. Nothing about the post, in fact it was a very nice and kind post, but about the other project I was working on. The project I could still be working on, because they offered a longer gig.

I had a tough choice to make, and after talking with my wife decided on the more long term job. I don't mind too much, I get to see my kids everyday, I enjoy being home, I was able to experience this awesome NW hot summer; but I still have a lot of regret. I was handed my dream job, and literally the kind of experience that I dream about. It was amazing.

That being said, I love my current job. It's also a dream job, and I have a shit ton of control. The first zombie game I pitched was in 1997. I've always been a Dawn of the Dead fan, since middle school, and never felt like people made zombie games right. There's a level of gore, fun cheese, fear, and emptiness that most games today just can't pull off. Maybe they're afraid of it. I don't know. Weird time in my life, man. It's too good, my regrets are not taking a dream job because I'm currently in a dream job.

I think I've used this analogy before (maybe even on here) but it's like I'm fucking Salma Hayek, but thinking about fucking Sofia Vergara.

I guess what I'm getting at; you could lessen the blow if you put me on some preliminary work for Chappy.

What?

Doug

PS-On a side note, Parents; tell your kids to be artists.

The Next Neill

Click the image

Neill, sup dog? I got someone who's nipping at your heels. I mean, he's not taking your job; you're all aliens and spaceships and he's all demons and robots. Totally different, but still...

Seriously though, man, this guy is really good. He's a lot like you; writer, director, sfx artist, illustration artist, modeler, family man, grill master, etc. Full package, man. Wait...why am I promoting this guy? He's totally going to take my job with you! Stay away Francisco! STAY AWAY!

No, I kid. Francisco's a super nice guy, arms dealer, and has amazing grace and skill while dumpster diving. One of those things is not true. One.

Check out more of Francisco's illustration work on his blog. Seriously, this guy is the real deal. Check his blog at: http://fruiz-fruiz.blogspot.com/

Sigh...everyone's talented but me.

Doug

Buk Wus? Buk Was? Bookwas? Bukwas? I'm ready to call the thing Wildman.
Neill! Sup chili-chonga dog? Dude, did you know that's a real thing? A Chili-Chonga Dog? It is, and I ate one. It was horribly good. What is it, well; a chili dog (bun and all) wrapped in a tortilla, fried, and covered in queso sauce. Don't roll you eyes at me! It's true, I have 'effing proof!

See?!? SEE?!? It's full of stars Neill, it's full of stars...or, maybe beans...and meat. At any rate, I ate the whole damned thing. ALL OF IT. I also had a great beer to wash it down (Manny's).

In other news, I think I know why I'm fat.

Any who, here's some sketches from that flick I want to try and shoot. I found lots of great locations over on the Olympic Peninsula where I grew up. I'm planning on a small practical prop for the longhouse entrance, and thinking I might be able to pull it off in my back yard.

It could work. The only thing stopping me from going all out on this thing is time. That and the sci-fi short I'm thinking about, that might actually be easier to shoot. Dan, dammit, it might be. I didn't say it was. Now lets not argue in front of Neill. Dan's gonna' be my cinematographer. He's goooood.

Well Neill, that's about all I gotz. Fuel has a special today that I'm debating to eat, and I need to focus on that.

Tell Copley, sorry for all the teasing. I really was just trying to troll him out of hiding. I'm guessing he's really stressed about preforming his love scene with Matt Damon. I would be too.

Dougwas

Toot my horn.

Neill, guess what. We released a screenshot of the game I'm working on. So...here it is.

Oh, and here's a tiny movie showing our day and night cycle: BOOYAH!

I owe a certain someone I worked for recently a big thanks for teaching me not to be afraid of color, and to adopt his love of light beams. Not to mention, how to have a back bone, and say what I want. If he's reading this, and he'll know who he is, thanks man. For everything. And I'm not lazy. Well...maybe a little lazy.

A big thanks to my amazing art team, you're doing amazing shit, there's only four of you, but you're making a world that rivals worlds made by teams of hundreds. You are all truly incredible. Especially with your ability to put up with my shit on a daily basis. Thanks so much.

To Jeff Stain, thanks for giving me this chance, I hope I'm doing you proud. And thanks for always having my back and supporting our compelling game location.

Thanks to the rest of you Undeaders for all you do as well. Even though I don't understand most of it.

Well Neill, that's it for today. Drink a beer, and have a good weekend.

Doug

Totemy

Neill, how goes it homefry? Seems like you've sequestered yourself away to work on the flick. I'm guessing those shots of Damon from the other week were his attempted escape photo's. He was trying to get away so that he could tear off his shock harness and go on a wild coke and whore bender with his new best buddy Copley.

That's right. I hate that you had to hear it from me, but Matt and Copley are...bromancing. Like hardcore bromance. Sorry. Trust me, he'll come back, Sharlto knows that you and him belong together. He'll be back. Just hang in there, and don't blame him; I mean, have you seen Matt Damon? My God, those teeth are gorgeous.

Anyway, here's another image from my short I'm hoping to make. I'm planning on cardboard tubes with spray on foam as a base for the totems, and them hot wire carving them. Off course painting and throwing on moss as well. In all I'm hoping for four or five practical totems, and the rest will be in matte paintings. Next up, the longhouse, which will be a practical door and faked exterior. The interior will be the pain in the ass to make.

Hope all is good, have fun making the movie (that 'have fun making the movie' has to be read in Billy Crytal's voice from The Princess Bride)!

Doug

Double Whammy

Dude, Neill, you must be busy as shit right now. I bet you get to check out this blog only like twice a day now. I'm guessing keeping Copley and Damon apart must be rough. I bet they're constantly getting into arguments about muscle cars and shit. You should have another credit on the film, babysitter. AmIright?

Well, this doesn't look so bad.
Oh.

Anyway, first of dude, let me talk about my current geek crush. I'm so in love with Troy Nixey's and Guillermo del Toro's Don't Be Afraid of the Dark right now. I mean, the original sort of fucked me up. Seriously, it's a film that isn't really gory, isn't really scary in a traditional horror film sense; but something about it really haunted me. So luckily GDT has decided to bring back the nightmares! Thanks...so....much.

I know, right? But trust me, they're scary!

But the thing is, now it's well thought out, and even has a back story about the creatures and where they came from. I can't recommend this book enough. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark: Blackwood's Guide to Dangerous Fairies is awesome. Beautiful illustrations by Nixey, a fun story and a background on some nasty fairy beasties. I really love it and recommend it, even if you don't want to see the film, I think you should pick this book up. It's why I sketched the above fairy pupa. I want to draw it's several forms, the life cycle of a fairy.

It's so fucking good.

I love that Guillermo trusted a first time director with something he wrote. You have to have some balls to do that. Those balls are also why I'm amazingly excited for Pacific Rim, can you imagine what somebody like GDT will do with a Kaiju film? Holy fuck, it's going to be great!

"My dick is this big when it's limp. You should see the balls; enormous!"

Now, on to you, I see you found a way to keep Damon's rage issues in check. I'm guessing that this contraption he's wearing shocks him and locks up when he starts to go berserk. You're a smart man my friend, at some point you'll have to tell me how you got it on him.

SHOCK! SHOCK! SHOCK!

Ah ha, I also see you employ blow jobs to keep him relaxed. You have thought of everything. Good show, ol' chap!

Anyways, have a great time filming, I'm sure it'll be stressful, but I have no doubt the end result will be fantastic.

Doug

Johnny Come Lately

Neill! Sup dood? Look, real art that's fresh and new! I'm making a few key frames for the short film I want to make. This might be a bit yellow and too magical, but as a stand lone piece I kind of like it. I'll probably mist it up and go darker and wetter with it later.

So, dude, I want to make sure you know; I was here first. Of course, now that you have a kick ass viral flick for Elysium, and Matt Damon (don't hit me) running around bald and badass looking (ps, "Well maybe you're a shitty cameraman", Ha ha ha, you are my hero. Don't hit me.), suddenly everyone wants to praise your genius. Like Glen Schaefer over at The Province. The whole story is here. Well, Glen decided to grab a bunch of people who probably only held you back, but now are all "Oh, I love Neill, he's soooo smart!" I mean look at these quotes:

“We loved watching him work because he was so quick and so inventive, and of course he was fun,” says Marianne O’Reilly

“Neill is a stand-out unique talent. Elysium is coming from him, he wasn’t handed a script,” she says.

O’Reilly says no-one who knew Blomkamp was surprised at the success of his first feature.

“He’s definitely kept me in the loop as to what’s happening with the new project the whole way through,” says Clarke. “A lot of it was just: ‘I’m still writing, I’m still writing.’ The guy is extremely focused.”

Hey kids, here's the bandwagon, feel free to jump on. I don't care if they knew you first, did they start any websites devoted only to you? Do they write you poetry about you? Do they teach classes on 'how to paint Neill Blomkamp the Neill Blomkamp way'? Do they have a lovely shrine for you that gets a weekly goat sacrificed to it for your continued success (should it be daily?)?



No. No. No. No. No. They didn't and Don't. All they did was talk to their buddy Glen and 'poof' suddenly they're your best friends who always knew you'd succeed.

So don't forget who did all that for you Neill. Don't forget.

So....how are things otherwise?

Doug

Quick update...

Uh...so, hey Neill. How's it going?

Uh, hey, remember when I was making all those Matt Damon jokes and shit? Yeah, could you make sure he knows they were jokes? If he plans on kicking the shit out of me; I really value my drawing hands and eyes, so if he is going to beat the fuck out of me, could he maybe just do body shots? Please?

Actually, I didn't even write those things about Damon. I...I did approve them, but...uh...this fella' Peter Fries wrote them. Great writer. Doesn't need his eyes like I do.

Ok, thanks bye.

Doug

Copley fans! Be on the lookout!

Copley and his favorite disguise; it works!

Duuuuuuude! It's finally starting! Fuck, yeah!! Neill, congrats man. I recently read here that you'll be shooting sometime near the end of July in Vancouver. Dude, that's some exciting shit!

That of course means Sharlto is going to be around! So lock up your children, we know that they are a giants favorite food! Ha ha, Copley, I kid, I kid.

Artist depiction of Copley with his favorite snack!

Seriously though, if you are a big Copley fan and in Vancouver, keep an eye out for him, he's not easy to miss. Also, he probably be sporting a shiner that Matt Damon gave him. Just look for the taaaalllll guy.

Newspaper image of Copley in a crowd, can't miss him!

Also, he loves to swim, so check for him at local pools as well. Little known fact; Copley actually has gills like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. It's true! That's how he won all those South African swimming medals.

Sharlto is sometimes used by the Navy to rescue trapped submariners!

Well, can't wait man, so excited for you. Have fun.

Doug

Cell Goblins!

HOLY SHIT! Neill, did you see this? It's a fucking cell goblin! I always questioned if these guys existed, but now we have proof! Some camera that still captures scan lines randomly captured an image of one!

These fuckers mess with a our cell reception. Cause lots of dropped calls. AT&T has a two thousand dollar bounty per goblin. Make some decent cash, if you can catch them. I always wondered if they existed, now we know!

I mean, I sort of believed in them all along, why else would you not have called me. I'm guessing it was one of these fucknuts. Whooo. That's a load off. I was beginning to think you didn't want hot oil massages and mai tai's together. I mean, at the very least I expected a call to grab a coffee at a Tim Horton's, or maybe hang at Applebee's. Onion blossom at Outback Steakhouse? We don't have to choose now, there's plenty of delicious restaurants to pick.

Well dude, I'm share they scared that sunuvabitch off, so I'm sitting by the phone. Any minute now.


Any minute.


Anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy time, you want....


Any time.



Sigh.



Doug

Yo Neill, some more Undead Labs art. Holy shit dude, how have you been? Whatchya up to?

So dude, I have two movies that my balls are aching for.

Of course, one is Elysium. March, is that what I'm hearing? Well that not so bad, just a few more months. WHAT?!? 2013?!? FUCK!!!

Ok, well...shit. I guess the other flick I'm wating for is Guillermo del Toro's new movie.

Have you heard of this shit Neill? Pacific Rim, it's giant robots fighting giant monsters. Fuck my eye, that sounds perfect!!! I mean listen to this guy:

Fantastic. I mean so far, knock on wood, it’s the greatest experience of my life. I’m having a blast, designing like crazy. I’m now hiring actors, which is always a good sign, always a great sign when you’re casting. We’re announcing a release date… The other thing that we’re heading towards is an impeding start date the first week in November, so we have 20 weeks to start shooting the biggest giant monster movie ever made.

Dude, that's the director who had a demon holding a baby and a giant gun while fighting a 4 story plant monster, and Pacific Rim is the most fun he's ever had. This this is going to fucking rock! No release date yet though--OH! There is? SWEET! When is it?

July 12th! That's like in a couple weeks...oh, probably 2012. Duh, I'm so stupid. Lets see....uh....

2013.

fuck.

2013?!? What the fuck, you two? Don't you know the world ends in 2012? I mean...gawddamit.

I guess I'll have to settle for Transformers.



Actually...that looks pretty fucking awesome.

Well...see you....in 20 fucking 13.

Sad Doug

Voodoo Vince -The Marker Comps

Holy mackerel, Neill, dude; I'm so sorry. I've been fairly busy, and have not been able to hit the ol' blog as much as I should. How are you ever going to want me to come over for a kickass pool party, if you can't even trust me with updating a blog?

You're totally in production now too! I know that you fill the lonely nights with this blog, reading and re-reading old post, wondering why have I forsaken you. I have not, I love you dude, but I was away from my fam for a long time, and we're reconnecting. Shit is good Neill. Shit. Is. Good.

But here dude, lets take another stroll down memory fucking lane. I think there needs to be a comma in there somewhere. Fuck it. I write this shit at lunch.

So way back I worked at a company called Beep Industries, and we made a game called Voodoo Vince. The game was fun, a cute little platformer about a voodoo doll. there's four or five of you who have played it, and I think most of you enjoyed it.

Back then, I was almost all markers; almost zero digital. I had a rule, ten character concepts or five environment concepts a day. I worked seven to seven, twelves hours everyday. It was going to payoff though, I would be a millionaire when the game came out...oh.

Well, shit, here's some of the art:

The game had fucking stunts!

The shadow of the Colosuss, was in the shadow of the fucking KOSMOBOT!!!

I have always loved tits. Big ones.

A dead Jazzman? How the shit does he play a trumpet with no lips?

Bite my shit, Infogrames.

Ding! Ding! Zombie Trolley! Ding! Ding!

Zombie rats that fly, only Clayton could have thought those up!

American folklore in a game, what is this? School?

Church is wonky. At least this one.

What's the function of this building? Fuck you! Stop asking so many questions!!!

Well, that was fun. Maybe next time I'll show you some of the first digitla pieces I did, also on Voodoo Vince!

Have a good one!

Doug

Candy

Undead Labs Game Art

Neill, dude, how goes it man? So more Elysium news! Diego Luna, huh? Good actor, I saw him in Y Tu Mama Tambien, a movie I rented for the softcore porn, but actually got a great film. Dude, this is shaping up to be a pretty great fucking cast, but you're missing someone.

Wilford Brimley.

Seriously man, that guy is the fucking shit! Whether he's selling me fucking oatmeal, or starring in one of the greatest sci-fi flicks ever made; that's right, Cocoon; he's always on. He was also in that movie, The Thing and the tv flick Ewoks: Battle for Endor. So he's got the sci-fi thing down!

Give it some thought.

This of course will lead into you directing the greatest sequel in history: Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues...finally that I will write for you.

Think about it, mother fucker!

Peace out,

Doug

Crawling....

Dude, Neill, I know how this looks. Like I suddenly don't care, but that shit ain't true. I'm totally balls deep still into this blog. I've just been super busy, away from home, and have taken a few weeks to sit with my wife on the couch and watch Mad Men. Because Don Draper is so fucking ho...uh...handso.....mmmme...rad. He's fucking, rad.

I totally do dig this still blog, in fact that above drawing was specifically drawn for this blog. I spent like whole minutes on it, while on the shitter. Ok, so I wasn't on the shitter. At my age that would lead to hemorrhoids, and from what I hear, they suck. Nothing that makes your ass bleed is worthwhile.

So anywho, Alice Braga?!? Holy shit; she's one of the only ladies that I think actually made my jaw drop when I saw her in City of God. I've heard that when filming her you have to put special filter on your camera lenses, because she's so hot the viewfinder only shows a bright light, like the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. She's so gorgeous that she could stand perfectly still, wear a full on victorian ladies outfit , randomly clap her hands, and sing that pinball song from Sesame Street over and over; and dudes would still not be able to wear sweatpants when they watch it. Or at least stand up.

Meanwhile, your producer is like Elliot dropping Reese's Pieces to my E.T. I really do have the body shape of E.T. It's sad. Anyway, these little candy coated tidbits have my nuts wound in a ball.

I can’t tell you about the content of Elysium but I can tell you, it won’t really be… it’s a very different movie than anything you’ve ever seen before. It’s not necessarily an alien movie.

Not necessarily? What the good Odin does that mean? OH FUCK! Please be a film about those yep yep aliens from Sesame Street. Those guys rocked that show. Wow, two Sesame Street references in one post, sort of odd isn't it?

At one point your Producer said this:

I literally will be murdered in my sleep if I tell you too much more.

I can do this Neill, I can do this if you want me too.

Doug "ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah" Williams

Me Too!

Neill! How goes it! I'm back, so there should be some more frequent updates. Where was I? Oh, it was a labyrinth of adventure. I even learned how to play a Pan flute. It was tough to come back up to the PNW, they even threw an army of gold at me; but ultimately, the timing just isn't right. I needed to be home with my sweeet little gals. But enough about that, how the heck have you been?

Things are quiet lately. I've had to go to re-watching all your old internet vids; Tetra Vaal, Alive in Joburg, Halo, Anal Debutantes, Tempbot; all the classics. You must be super busy with Elysium, I hope it's all going well. I love movies, especially yours.

It got me to thinking, I want to make a movie too! Just a short one. Like ten; or fifteen minutes. So here we go, I'll be turning my posts to you into a love letter/production journal. First up, shitty photochop announcing that I'm making a movie.

I don't think this will go anywhere, but I want to try it, just to see if I can do it. Plus it gives me an excuse to head over to my old stomping grounds on the Olympic Peninsula.

See you in Hollywoodland...or Vancouver.

Douglas Spielberg

LSD

Almost time Neill. I shall be returning, with a new drive and new art. I'm living a crazy dream right now, and it's eating up all my time; wait...no, it's not eating up any of my time; I'm devoting all my time to it. Because I want to. I'm in a labyrinth of joy. My backbone is tingling. I'm having the time of my life.

But, in the mean time, feast your multi-national director eyes on this slick and dark jewelry.



It's by this girl, Charlotte Burkhart.







Look at this work Neill, just look at it. It's so goshdarned gorgeous. Yes, I'm a man, and I say gorgeous. Make fun of me for it and I'll knock your teeth out; which is a good thing, because you can have Charlotte turn them into gorgeous jewelry for you. Of course, I'm not serious about knocking your teeth out Neill...unless you're into that, but I might have to seriously reconsider this freaky blog stalking thing.




Ok...I'm in.

Let me just stop by the hammer store on the way up to BC.

Back to Charlotte; check out her site here: http://www.charlotteburkhart.com/ and buy her wares here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/charlotteburkhart#

Alright Neill, let me know what else I need for this teeth thing. See you soon.

Doug

Boo

I livez. Hey Neill, how goes it dude? I know, it's been awhile; but cool things have been happening. Like some really cool things. Some really cool secret things. Seeeeeeecret things.

Here's a pic from my undead job at Undead Labs. Check out the blog, it rocks and has been hopping lately. I wish I could say more about the game, but it's fucking fun. Like, really fun.

Hey, so, your buddy Lurch has been MIA for awhile. Is he ok? I miss his emails typed from his giant man hands that can cradle beluga whales and bring massive joy to massive lady parts. Anyway, I hope I didn't offend him. Probably on some bender; hiding hooker bodies in some remote field somewhere. I'm guessing he'll come around.

So hope all is good dude, keep kicking ass.

Doug