Dental Insurance, shmental insurance.
Dude, Neill, I just realized I have a ton of fucking art I can just plaster on here. It's like I outsourced it to myself.
Back in the day, my only time to draw was at lunch, so I'd cram my face with calories while doodling for the blog. So it's sort of your fault that I'm fat.
To be honest, I might have some grounds for legal recourse. Suffering and damages, or some shit. I don't know, all I know is you can bypass the years of courtroom drama if you sit and let me tell you about my District 9 Expanded Universe plan! Otherwise known as the D9U!
Phase 1 was...District 9. A pretty good Phase, but no where near the complexity of releases in Phase 2.
Movies are on top. You'll notice they get very highbrow by the use of Roman Numerals in the title, which were what the Romans used as numbers. This signifies to the audience that this is something special, but it's a trick, because the movie is actual very fun and takes place in Japan.
TV shows are on bottom. I figure they'll air on some streaming service we have not come up with yet. Maybe, Blomkamp Plus, or H Blomkamp Max, we'll figure it out.
Listen to me, 'we.' You haven't even approved my plan yet!
Any who, off to eat.
Doug "Always Hungry" Williams
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