Quick update...

Uh...so, hey Neill. How's it going?

Uh, hey, remember when I was making all those Matt Damon jokes and shit? Yeah, could you make sure he knows they were jokes? If he plans on kicking the shit out of me; I really value my drawing hands and eyes, so if he is going to beat the fuck out of me, could he maybe just do body shots? Please?

Actually, I didn't even write those things about Damon. I...I did approve them, but...uh...this fella' Peter Fries wrote them. Great writer. Doesn't need his eyes like I do.

Ok, thanks bye.

Doug

Copley fans! Be on the lookout!

Copley and his favorite disguise; it works!

Duuuuuuude! It's finally starting! Fuck, yeah!! Neill, congrats man. I recently read here that you'll be shooting sometime near the end of July in Vancouver. Dude, that's some exciting shit!

That of course means Sharlto is going to be around! So lock up your children, we know that they are a giants favorite food! Ha ha, Copley, I kid, I kid.

Artist depiction of Copley with his favorite snack!

Seriously though, if you are a big Copley fan and in Vancouver, keep an eye out for him, he's not easy to miss. Also, he probably be sporting a shiner that Matt Damon gave him. Just look for the taaaalllll guy.

Newspaper image of Copley in a crowd, can't miss him!

Also, he loves to swim, so check for him at local pools as well. Little known fact; Copley actually has gills like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. It's true! That's how he won all those South African swimming medals.

Sharlto is sometimes used by the Navy to rescue trapped submariners!

Well, can't wait man, so excited for you. Have fun.

Doug

Cell Goblins!

HOLY SHIT! Neill, did you see this? It's a fucking cell goblin! I always questioned if these guys existed, but now we have proof! Some camera that still captures scan lines randomly captured an image of one!

These fuckers mess with a our cell reception. Cause lots of dropped calls. AT&T has a two thousand dollar bounty per goblin. Make some decent cash, if you can catch them. I always wondered if they existed, now we know!

I mean, I sort of believed in them all along, why else would you not have called me. I'm guessing it was one of these fucknuts. Whooo. That's a load off. I was beginning to think you didn't want hot oil massages and mai tai's together. I mean, at the very least I expected a call to grab a coffee at a Tim Horton's, or maybe hang at Applebee's. Onion blossom at Outback Steakhouse? We don't have to choose now, there's plenty of delicious restaurants to pick.

Well dude, I'm share they scared that sunuvabitch off, so I'm sitting by the phone. Any minute now.


Any minute.


Anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy time, you want....


Any time.



Sigh.



Doug