Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Me Too!

Neill! How goes it! I'm back, so there should be some more frequent updates. Where was I? Oh, it was a labyrinth of adventure. I even learned how to play a Pan flute. It was tough to come back up to the PNW, they even threw an army of gold at me; but ultimately, the timing just isn't right. I needed to be home with my sweeet little gals. But enough about that, how the heck have you been?

Things are quiet lately. I've had to go to re-watching all your old internet vids; Tetra Vaal, Alive in Joburg, Halo, Anal Debutantes, Tempbot; all the classics. You must be super busy with Elysium, I hope it's all going well. I love movies, especially yours.

It got me to thinking, I want to make a movie too! Just a short one. Like ten; or fifteen minutes. So here we go, I'll be turning my posts to you into a love letter/production journal. First up, shitty photochop announcing that I'm making a movie.

I don't think this will go anywhere, but I want to try it, just to see if I can do it. Plus it gives me an excuse to head over to my old stomping grounds on the Olympic Peninsula.

See you in Hollywoodland...or Vancouver.

Douglas Spielberg

Monday, May 9, 2011


Almost time Neill. I shall be returning, with a new drive and new art. I'm living a crazy dream right now, and it's eating up all my time;, it's not eating up any of my time; I'm devoting all my time to it. Because I want to. I'm in a labyrinth of joy. My backbone is tingling. I'm having the time of my life.

But, in the mean time, feast your multi-national director eyes on this slick and dark jewelry.

It's by this girl, Charlotte Burkhart.

Look at this work Neill, just look at it. It's so goshdarned gorgeous. Yes, I'm a man, and I say gorgeous. Make fun of me for it and I'll knock your teeth out; which is a good thing, because you can have Charlotte turn them into gorgeous jewelry for you. Of course, I'm not serious about knocking your teeth out Neill...unless you're into that, but I might have to seriously reconsider this freaky blog stalking thing.

Ok...I'm in.

Let me just stop by the hammer store on the way up to BC.

Back to Charlotte; check out her site here: and buy her wares here:

Alright Neill, let me know what else I need for this teeth thing. See you soon.