Monday, August 26, 2013


Dude...I know. I blab on this blog for fucking years, you finally release a movie, and I'm silent. What da' fuq. I wouldn't want to be my best friend either right now., I feel so darned bad about it. It's been crazy busy though.

I know, that's my go to default, but this shit was like real, real busy. Like my soul has been turned into a crispy husk of what it was. This shit has been moving fast, and very little signs of slowing. I'm a run down mother fucker.

So anyway, did I see Elysium? Yeah, I fucking saw it. Did I like it? No, I FAWKING LOVED IT! Anyone reading this blog; go fucking see this film. It's awesome. the designs are top notch and the world building is amazing. Which is good for someone with a burnt out husk of a creative soul, because it gets you thinking. About the world, the characters, other potential stories; a lot of shit came flooding through my brain. To bad I'm too busy to make any use of it at the moment. I did bang out a Seattle in 2154.

It's pretty much Seattle, but with more transplants. I imagine bumper stickers on cars in 2154 Seattle would say shit like "It might not be Elysium, but at least I'm in Seattle" or "Where'd the rain go?" or "Vote light rail 2122!", shit like that.

Sorry this is another fuck all of a post. I swear I have something big I want to cook up on here. I really hope to do it soon. Oh, dude! The art book! I loooove this artbook. I found these pics on the internet:

Dude, shit is pretty cool. Like something I might do, but slightly different. Like someone added to it to make them better. Yeah dude, it's a great fucking artbook.

Anyway, fanfuckingtastic on the flick. I absolutely loved it, I'll go into more detail in another post. I recommend anyone seeing this film to see it more than once, I actually liked it more in the following viewings than I did the first. And I loved the first viewing. Saw it in Riverport, which is in the middle of fucking nowhere. I love the artbook as well.


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Tuesday, August 6, 2013


DUDE! I'm fucking so goddamned excited! It's finally here! I never knew movies took so long, the ones I shoot in the bathroom take fifteen, twenty minutes tops, but they're just for me.

This thing looks so amazing, I can not wait for it! My main question/gripe from every thing I've seen is the future LA. I mean, it's the future right? So why no effects? This just looks like LA.

I kid, I kid. I had a blast down there. Wonderful place. You probably hate it because of the lack of A&W's and Tim Horton's. I bet Elysium is packed to the gills with A&W's. Fuck, I miss their teen burger.

 Dude, I love the designs of this film. I love the grit, and these fuckers with their tats! Look at that, each one is amazing.

Fuuuuck. So dude, are you balls up excited? I bet you feel like you're gonna' poop all day. Totally IBS shit. Who am I kidding, you're too fucking cool for that. You probably don't even care that it coming out. You'll probably go to the premiere, then be all ,"Peace out, bitches!" then hop on Copley's back all Master blaster style and stride off into the sunset triumphant.

Can not wait.