Behind...

Clearly...I'm way behind on my challenge. Way behind. I'll try to catch up.

Here's a spaceship. A crashed one.

IT STILL COUNTS!

Doug

The 'I Suck at Spaceships' challenge.

Dude, Neill; I suck at spaceships. I don't know why, but I'm awful at them. It's ok, because most of them suck nowadays. I mean the pretend ones, not the real ones. Those are cool, and made of math and shit. Shit being science.

So I came up with a plan...a spaceship a day. Not a hardcore rendered spaceship, just a sketch. Maybe something more hardcore...you know what, fuck the spaceship a day. Lets do five a week, for a month. So maybe some days there's three, maybe five, maybe none. You get the idea.

So here's a D-9 cruiser. I mean the aliens wouldn't call it that, but that's what I'm calling it. A District 9 cruiser would just be a bunch of corrugated metal and barb wire floating through space.

Fuck, I can't stop watching your Elysium trailer. So fucking good.

SPACE!

Doug

Holy shit...

Dude....I don't even....holy shit. It looks fucking awesome.

ELYSIUM

Dude...holy fuck. We're a few hours away from seeing this trailer. So people tried to throw me off by saying it might not be coming out today, but they were hopefully wrong.

I can not wait. I can't I must see this. All the comments coming out of the ten minute preview are crazy fucking positive.Like; all of them.

Dude, check this shit out:

I don't know exactly what it said — because I was too busy smashing my face with a hammer out of sheer despair that Neill Blomkamp can't just make all of the science fiction movies right now. All this from a trailer, which will be out tomorrow.  -IO9.COM

As you'll see in tomorrow's trailer, there's a tremendous amount of production design that went into Elysium and its gritty sci-fi world-COMING SOON.NET

We’ve waited a long time to see how the talented filmmaker would follow up such an impressive debut, and today we got to see an exciting and promising preview.-CINEMA BLEND.COM

My balls are about to explode in anticipation!!!-PLEASELOOKATMENEILLBLOMKAMP.BLOGSPOT.COM

Dude, it's all fucking like this!

One and a half hours to go....

Doug