Yo Neill, some more Undead Labs art. Holy shit dude, how have you been? Whatchya up to?

So dude, I have two movies that my balls are aching for.

Of course, one is Elysium. March, is that what I'm hearing? Well that not so bad, just a few more months. WHAT?!? 2013?!? FUCK!!!

Ok, well...shit. I guess the other flick I'm wating for is Guillermo del Toro's new movie.

Have you heard of this shit Neill? Pacific Rim, it's giant robots fighting giant monsters. Fuck my eye, that sounds perfect!!! I mean listen to this guy:

Fantastic. I mean so far, knock on wood, it’s the greatest experience of my life. I’m having a blast, designing like crazy. I’m now hiring actors, which is always a good sign, always a great sign when you’re casting. We’re announcing a release date… The other thing that we’re heading towards is an impeding start date the first week in November, so we have 20 weeks to start shooting the biggest giant monster movie ever made.

Dude, that's the director who had a demon holding a baby and a giant gun while fighting a 4 story plant monster, and Pacific Rim is the most fun he's ever had. This this is going to fucking rock! No release date yet though--OH! There is? SWEET! When is it?

July 12th! That's like in a couple weeks...oh, probably 2012. Duh, I'm so stupid. Lets see....uh....

2013.

fuck.

2013?!? What the fuck, you two? Don't you know the world ends in 2012? I mean...gawddamit.

I guess I'll have to settle for Transformers.



Actually...that looks pretty fucking awesome.

Well...see you....in 20 fucking 13.

Sad Doug

Voodoo Vince -The Marker Comps

Holy mackerel, Neill, dude; I'm so sorry. I've been fairly busy, and have not been able to hit the ol' blog as much as I should. How are you ever going to want me to come over for a kickass pool party, if you can't even trust me with updating a blog?

You're totally in production now too! I know that you fill the lonely nights with this blog, reading and re-reading old post, wondering why have I forsaken you. I have not, I love you dude, but I was away from my fam for a long time, and we're reconnecting. Shit is good Neill. Shit. Is. Good.

But here dude, lets take another stroll down memory fucking lane. I think there needs to be a comma in there somewhere. Fuck it. I write this shit at lunch.

So way back I worked at a company called Beep Industries, and we made a game called Voodoo Vince. The game was fun, a cute little platformer about a voodoo doll. there's four or five of you who have played it, and I think most of you enjoyed it.

Back then, I was almost all markers; almost zero digital. I had a rule, ten character concepts or five environment concepts a day. I worked seven to seven, twelves hours everyday. It was going to payoff though, I would be a millionaire when the game came out...oh.

Well, shit, here's some of the art:

The game had fucking stunts!

The shadow of the Colosuss, was in the shadow of the fucking KOSMOBOT!!!

I have always loved tits. Big ones.

A dead Jazzman? How the shit does he play a trumpet with no lips?

Bite my shit, Infogrames.

Ding! Ding! Zombie Trolley! Ding! Ding!

Zombie rats that fly, only Clayton could have thought those up!

American folklore in a game, what is this? School?

Church is wonky. At least this one.

What's the function of this building? Fuck you! Stop asking so many questions!!!

Well, that was fun. Maybe next time I'll show you some of the first digitla pieces I did, also on Voodoo Vince!

Have a good one!

Doug

Candy

Undead Labs Game Art

Neill, dude, how goes it man? So more Elysium news! Diego Luna, huh? Good actor, I saw him in Y Tu Mama Tambien, a movie I rented for the softcore porn, but actually got a great film. Dude, this is shaping up to be a pretty great fucking cast, but you're missing someone.

Wilford Brimley.

Seriously man, that guy is the fucking shit! Whether he's selling me fucking oatmeal, or starring in one of the greatest sci-fi flicks ever made; that's right, Cocoon; he's always on. He was also in that movie, The Thing and the tv flick Ewoks: Battle for Endor. So he's got the sci-fi thing down!

Give it some thought.

This of course will lead into you directing the greatest sequel in history: Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues...finally that I will write for you.

Think about it, mother fucker!

Peace out,

Doug

Crawling....

Dude, Neill, I know how this looks. Like I suddenly don't care, but that shit ain't true. I'm totally balls deep still into this blog. I've just been super busy, away from home, and have taken a few weeks to sit with my wife on the couch and watch Mad Men. Because Don Draper is so fucking ho...uh...handso.....mmmme...rad. He's fucking, rad.

I totally do dig this still blog, in fact that above drawing was specifically drawn for this blog. I spent like whole minutes on it, while on the shitter. Ok, so I wasn't on the shitter. At my age that would lead to hemorrhoids, and from what I hear, they suck. Nothing that makes your ass bleed is worthwhile.

So anywho, Alice Braga?!? Holy shit; she's one of the only ladies that I think actually made my jaw drop when I saw her in City of God. I've heard that when filming her you have to put special filter on your camera lenses, because she's so hot the viewfinder only shows a bright light, like the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. She's so gorgeous that she could stand perfectly still, wear a full on victorian ladies outfit , randomly clap her hands, and sing that pinball song from Sesame Street over and over; and dudes would still not be able to wear sweatpants when they watch it. Or at least stand up.

Meanwhile, your producer is like Elliot dropping Reese's Pieces to my E.T. I really do have the body shape of E.T. It's sad. Anyway, these little candy coated tidbits have my nuts wound in a ball.

I can’t tell you about the content of Elysium but I can tell you, it won’t really be… it’s a very different movie than anything you’ve ever seen before. It’s not necessarily an alien movie.

Not necessarily? What the good Odin does that mean? OH FUCK! Please be a film about those yep yep aliens from Sesame Street. Those guys rocked that show. Wow, two Sesame Street references in one post, sort of odd isn't it?

At one point your Producer said this:

I literally will be murdered in my sleep if I tell you too much more.

I can do this Neill, I can do this if you want me too.

Doug "ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah" Williams