Friday, June 3, 2011


Dude, Neill, I know how this looks. Like I suddenly don't care, but that shit ain't true. I'm totally balls deep still into this blog. I've just been super busy, away from home, and have taken a few weeks to sit with my wife on the couch and watch Mad Men. Because Don Draper is so fucking ho...uh...handso.....mmmme...rad. He's fucking, rad.

I totally do dig this still blog, in fact that above drawing was specifically drawn for this blog. I spent like whole minutes on it, while on the shitter. Ok, so I wasn't on the shitter. At my age that would lead to hemorrhoids, and from what I hear, they suck. Nothing that makes your ass bleed is worthwhile.

So anywho, Alice Braga?!? Holy shit; she's one of the only ladies that I think actually made my jaw drop when I saw her in City of God. I've heard that when filming her you have to put special filter on your camera lenses, because she's so hot the viewfinder only shows a bright light, like the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. She's so gorgeous that she could stand perfectly still, wear a full on victorian ladies outfit , randomly clap her hands, and sing that pinball song from Sesame Street over and over; and dudes would still not be able to wear sweatpants when they watch it. Or at least stand up.

Meanwhile, your producer is like Elliot dropping Reese's Pieces to my E.T. I really do have the body shape of E.T. It's sad. Anyway, these little candy coated tidbits have my nuts wound in a ball.

I can’t tell you about the content of Elysium but I can tell you, it won’t really be… it’s a very different movie than anything you’ve ever seen before. It’s not necessarily an alien movie.

Not necessarily? What the good Odin does that mean? OH FUCK! Please be a film about those yep yep aliens from Sesame Street. Those guys rocked that show. Wow, two Sesame Street references in one post, sort of odd isn't it?

At one point your Producer said this:

I literally will be murdered in my sleep if I tell you too much more.

I can do this Neill, I can do this if you want me too.

Doug "ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah" Williams