St Clambus!

Merry St. Clambus Day, Neill! How was your holiday? Mine was great.

Did Clambus bring you anything special? He brought me a hooker. Unfortunately, it was a male hooker. A TJ Hooker, and it had an std. So I threw it away.

If they had named it BJ Hooker, it would have guaranteed seven seasons.

Still, got to give it to Clambus for trying. I mean, he doesn't even come from this galaxy, so he's a bit off on the customs and traditions here. Still, he's out there riding his massive star beast handing out unusual gifts and stealing kittens every year.

Hope you had a happy one!

Doug, Feeling the spirit, Williams